*You go to the grocery store for milk, bread and cereal and when you try to reach down for the Captain Crunch w/Crunch Berries you let out a horrifying screech and a woman 40 years your senior offers to get the box off the shelf for you.
*You are leaning on the shopping cart and look like some sort of monstrosity and one of the workers at the "Grocer in Your Neighborhood" asks if you need his assistance to help you get your groceries and then load them into the car.
*Your friend knows dang well that you are a stubborn butt and refuse to go to any kind of Dr. so she brings you over some muscle relaxers to help ease the pain.
*Finally--you are taking 8 ibuprofen every 4 hours and still have an immense amount of pain. You feel like you are going to puke from all the pills but you have to have them to get through the pain. Maybe it's time to call the Dr. I will see how I feel tomorrow after I go the the Cannery and bottle jam for an hour and a half.
11 comments:
You're canning stuff tomorrow with a hurt back? You go girl! haha
I wouldn't can stuff without a hurt back, or with the promise of $1,000. That's ridiculous. You need to go and take care of yourself first.
I can't believe you are going to go to the cannery! I do believe you have a free pass to not go with all the pain. Hope you feel better soon.
I am really going to the cannery in the morning. Then I will be going grocery shopping. I would cancel but I feel bad because they always have all these people dog them out at the last minute. I will however make sure that they give me an easy, sit down job.
I'm sorry. I know how horrible the pain can be. Try a massage. I did that when I was pregnant with Peyton and was totally crippled by the pain in my butt. It really helps. The longer you go, the bigger the problem gets.
Crazy I tell ya, yep you're crazy. Hopefully the drugs work. Don't tell ANYONE who your supplier is, ok??
Christa-
Where did you get your massage from? My only problem is that Matt goes on shift tomorrow so I would need to find someone to do it today.
Bobie-
Yeahh--really crazy! The drugs are AMAZING!
Your oldest kid has got to be at least, what, 7, 8, 9, even 10 years old? Send him to the store, that's what kids are for. As soon as Evan learns his math skills (so people won't rip him off) he'll be the family shopper.
jillene,, take care of yourself please... an get to the doctor... man, that mary is funny
If it's bothering you again.. like it is from your post above, go to the Chiro!
I just want to let you know, read the side effects on the muscle relaxer bottle. Because I had a horrible horrible experience last summer with taking Motrin, like 10-14 a day for about 3 months and it had HORRIBLE side effects. I didn't know what it was, I was freaked out and it was very painful. So... don't take too many!!!!
Thanks Whitney--I will do that now!!
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