We go to my mom's house for dinner every Sunday. It takes us about 12-15 minutes to get there. This is what I got to listen to for those precious 12-15 minutes!Knock Knock!
Who's There?
I Eap!
I Eap Who?
Hahahaha!!!! You Eat Poo!!
Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Stinkyp!
Stinkyp Who?
Hahahaha!!!! Stinky Poo!!
Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Greenp!
Greenp Who?
Hahahaha!!!! Green Poo!!
Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Runnyp!
Runnyp Who?
Hahahaha!!!! Runny Poo!!
This was from all three kids--yes even the 2 year old! Good times!!
When we got to my mom's house there was a boom truck in the back driveway. My dad had borrowed it from the company he just retired from to cut down some trees. The kids each took turns riding up in it. They LOVED it so I have decided that instead of blowing $200.00 to go to Lagoon--we will just borrow the boom truck and give them rides! No more crappy white roller coaster--you know--the one where you get so rattled around that when you get off you feel like your boobs are going to fall off your body?! No more long lines, no more crowds, and best of all free food!!
20 comments:
I sort of like feeling like my boobs are going to fall off my body. I really wish that it felt like the fat around my boobs was going to fall off, and then actually did.
Man oh man!! I wish the SAME thing! But could it be the fat around EVERYWHERE? That's what I need!!
Looks like the kids had fun! How is the boy with the spider bite doing?
haha, more jokes! I'm totally usin them on Jaren tonight. I couldn' stop gigglin from "I eat pooh".
Yeah! spend the 200 on yourself! :)
Oh yeah an dI'm glad you mentioned the wierd boob thing from rollar coasters. I mean, I don' thave a whole lot there but it still feels soooo wierd. I have to keep checkin to make sure they are still there.
Seriously?! The white roller coaster is my FAVORITE! Maybe because I don't have boobs to fall off, if I want them I will have to buy my some, I wasn't blessed like you. I love the white roller coaster though, also the jet star!
Hahaha! Poo IS funny, especially green poo.
haha boobs falling off haha
Jo-
Zach is doing SO much better. The swelling is gone and he bite has reduced in size. Thanks for asking!
Whitney-
The jokes are pretty funny huh? Let me know what Jaren thinks!!
Kristen-
I used to LOVE the white roller coaster but this year it was so jerky and rickety that my boobs hurt for the rest of the day! I also LOVE the Jetstar!! (0:
Mary-
Poo is funny. Just wait until Evan is older--it will be all he talks about--oh wait--poo and farts and brups.
Victoria-
Boobs falling off is pretty funny huh? I wish that just a size or 2 would fall off of me--then I would be perfectly content!!
Heavy machinery is my idea of fun. Any time I have an opportunity to operate a big piece of equipment, I take it. Just forget the fact that the last time I drove a Bobcat in my driveway while preparing it to pour cement, I ran into the garage with the bucket and almost cracked the door frame.
Oh, I don't know if I should introduce those jokes to Wyatt or not (would I get sick of them). Right now his favorite (and only) joke goes like this...
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ivan
Ivan who?
(singing)Ivan working on the railroad...
Kristen-
That is funny! I can hear his cute little voice singing Ive been working on the railroad!
I thought I would be sick of those jokes by now but I still laugh every time--because they think it is so funny therefore making themselves laugh so hard in turn making me laugh so hard!
Knock, Knock
who's there,
Boo
Boo who?
Stop your crying!
One time we got evactuated off the white roller coaster and had to walk down it, yeah it was scary!!
I don't know any knock-knock jokes. Not even dirty ones. But I do hate that white/brown rollercoaster at Lagoon. Although, getting the Girls bounced around just reminds me that I do have them. So it can't be all that bad.
Wendy-
My kids say that one too! Funny!!
Brittany-
Now you now some knock knock jokes and really great ones too! hahahaha!!
i heart knock knock jokes. (is saying "i heart that" so lame and yesterday or what?) so what, i'm old. anyhow- i am totally using those poo jokes on my kids. why is the word "poo" so funny? i'm sure it;s light minded BUT c'mon- bodily functions are funny. i think even HF finds that stuff funny. He remembers what it was like when He had a body, right? RIGHT!
At least your kids knock-knock jokes make sense. My kids always forget the punchline so they just make up something random and then laugh their butts off! It does usuall yhave to do with some bodily function though.
Welcome Bonnie! I love new blog friends! I will be your newest blog friend--I am going to check out your blog and add you to my blog list!
Those are the only knock knock jokes that they can remember the punchlines to. They usually just make up a bunch of jokes that are so not funny but being the mom I feel obligated to laugh.
Love the jokes...we get the repetative knock-knocks around here too.
Love the truck. I remember jumping off one of those as a kid into a pond one summer....good fun...better than any waterpark I'd been to.
I want to jump off a boom truck into a pond--how fun!!
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