Friday, August 8, 2008

I Don't Need or Want To See It!!

So I had to go to the grocery store last night for milk--story of my life. I got to the "Grocer in My Neighborhood" and was ready to run in, grab 2 gallons of milk, and run out. When I was attempting to grab a cart I was, not so gently, bumped into by a man and his cart. I looked up fully prepared to yell at the guy but all I could do is gasp. The man, in all of his brilliance, was wearing shorty shorts with nothing under them. I was completely at a loss for words! I don't EVER want to see this kind of crap! Who in their right mind would subject innocent undeserving eyes of that nastiness? He apologized and I quickly got away from him. Of course I kept seeing him no matter where I went and no matter how hard I tried to avoid him--he was like the plague!

Now on to today. We had to do "big" grocery shopping so off we went to the store. While there I noticed--5, yes 5--women that were NOT wearing a bra. COME ON LADIES!! Keep the girls holstered up while you are in public! I am fine if you want to "be free" in the comforts of your own home but I DON'T NEED OR WANT TO SEE IT!! Especially when you are wearing tank tops that have extra-long arm holes! I also don't need or want my kids to see it! Have some tact, class, and decency and wear a bra!!

5 comments:

Kristina P. said...

Oh my goodness! It's like that "Friends" episode where Phoebe's boyfriend liked to wear short shorts with nothing underneath, and then would put his leg up on the sofa or whatever. (How has my life been reduced to relating everything to a pop culture moment?)

And I have a coworker that I often have to stare a little too long at to determine if she's wearing a bra or not. I think she usually is, but they must have been purchased in 1987.

Kristen said...

All I can say it EEEEEEWWWWWWWW!

Jillene said...

I have a few older sisters in my ward (bless their hearts and I love them to pieces) that don't wear bra's. It is really disturbing. Christa has always said that we should have an Enrichment Night to help women find the right size and kind of bra. You would think that since I am in the R.S. Presidency and I am the counselor over Enrichment Night that I would do something about it huh? Well I think that my Bishop would NOT go for it in any way, shape or form. Too bad!

zachsmom said...

I laughed so hard when I read this!!! I know what you are talking about, I worked at a gas stations while going to college and a guy came in every day wearing sweat pants, and it left NOTHING to my imagination...

Jillene said...

I used to work with a guy named Burl. He came to work one night in white (yes, I said white) spandex shorts and a white t-shirt tucked into the shorts--with nothing under and the shirt barely tucked in. Now mind you he was an African American...eeeewwww! Since I was the night manager it was my duty to tell him that it was a completely inappropriate outfit and that he had to go home and change. It was really hard to look him in the face let alone keep from laughing my head off!