Tuesday, December 2, 2008

My Kid Is Freaking Hilarious!!


Sorry about posting twice in one day but I needed to do this before I forgot. On Sunday while we were at my parents house for dinner we started talking about a gift that my sil's mom gave to her kids and to my kids. On the sack was a note that said DO NOT OPEN UNTIL DECEMBER 1ST. My brother mentioned that his girls opened it that day and that was when my kids started in.


Z: Aaaawwww....that's not fair! You haven't let us open ours!
Mom: That's because it says to open it on December 1st.
Z: Can we open it today?
H: Yeah mom, can we?
Mom: Is today December 1st?
Z & H: No.
Mom: Well then you will have to wait until tomorrow.
Z & H: Oh!! Please!? We can open it when dad gets home from work.
Mom: You are driving me crazy!
Now for the best part--
O: Come on man! It's the Holidays!!

What the?! Where does she come up with this stuff? She is only 3 for heaven's sake!! I started laughing, as did everyone at the table. Needless to say when their dad got home I let them open it. It was a Nutcracker Christmas Countdown. It is very cute and my kids LOVE it!!

25 comments:

Kristina P. said...

She is a firecracker! Like her mom!

Jen said...

Ah, that's cute! And mommy gave in! Perfect! Ha.

Jules AF said...

Cute little kids. Maybe she'l make it onto the next version of kids say the darnedest things haha

rychelle said...

i'm gonna start using that line!

btw....i'm loving the new background!

rachel said...

Ok she is adorable! And I'm so sorry you were sick-hope you are feeling better :)

Erin said...

The thing that is scary is that I am sure it gets worse as they get older. My oldest is 5 and he is already manipulating me (in a cute way, of course). Yikes!

Whitney R said...

Ohhhh Olga is my favorite! She's adorable. I'm going to post all of the crazy/funny conversations my kids say/do.

And I don't mind you posting twice in one day!

Now onto the post below.......

Jo said...

I have NO idea, these kids crack me up!

Keyona said...

Ha Ha, get with it mom, it's the holidays! Too funny!

Anonymous said...

Oh my funny! Kids crack me up. She knew how to get you to fold, huh?

Shell in your Pocket said...

How cute! what a sweetie!
-sandy toes

Goob said...

common man...like give up the goods already!

Lee said...

Have you heard that commercial? She may have heard it here...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fG1DvX4SNo

(: Still hilarious. Would've cracked me up.

Jillene said...

Lee-
I just watched that commercial. It was so funny and it is probably where she heard it. I have never seen it until now but that doesn't mean that she hasn't seen it!! Thanks for the link!!

Alyson | New England Living said...

I love when kids say funny crap like that! She's one funny little 3 year old!

Annette Anthony said...

She is so clever! I love humor..It's a beautiful quality! O is a kindred spirit!

Holly said...

Hmmmm... I'm guessing she takes after her Mama?

Kristen said...

She's also freakin cute! you should have seen here doing the "woodpecker" to do as I'm doing in nursery on sunday it was so stinkin cute!!!

tiki_lady said...

LOL, I love it! c'mon Man!

Pecos Blue said...

Very cute and i love your site redo.

Just SO said...

Ha! Two posts in one day? It must be the Holidays!

She's adorable.

Strawberry Shortcake said...

It is seriously true that kids say the darnedest things. My middle ends her prayers praying "please help daddy to have a banana head." What? Bizarre, but the laughs burn calories, right? :)

Melissa said...

That is so funny....kids say the darnedest things sometimes don't they! By the way....Love your new Christmas blog design.

Mary said...

It never ceases to amaze me the things that come out of kids mouths...my favorite it my friend's daughter, when she realized she messed up, yelling, "holy ship!" We all died!!!!

Michelle said...

That's hilarious! I love it.