The Buffet was really good. However--do people not realize that it is ALL YOU CAN EAT?! Why oh why do they pile their plates sky high with food?! I will NEVER understand it. Food touching--NOT a good thing (at least for me)!!
Being drunk and swimming don't mix well. We saw 2 women in particular who were "smashed" and were trying to swim underwater. It is NOT a good mix people!! If it weren't for alert people watching--they would have drowned. Also--could you please keep your beer out of the pool--and I mean that LITERALLY.
Next I learned that you are never too old (or fat) to wear a Speedo.
And finally, the last thing, some men don't have to wear a shirt. They have a built in one. Yes--we saw several of these in the pool. I kept getting scared that the filters would clog up with body hair and we would all drown. Now don't you all want to run out, get in your car, and drive to Vegas?! I know I do!! (0;
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That is too much! Oh my! And that last picture...if there were REALLY people like that in the pool I don't think I could have gotten in. LOL Glad you're back!
Swimming pools are some of the worst places in America.
A guy who used to go to the gym at the same time as me totally looked like that and would wear tank tops. YUCK
I have always been so thankful my husband isn't a very hairy person.
Kacey--The only reason we got into the pool with said hariy men was because they were on the OTHER side of the pool (the pools are pretty big)!! LOL
Lara--I thank my lucky stars everyday that my hubby is not hairy on the chest and back.
LOL!!!!
food touching...hehe. You are too funny!
Hilarious Jillene! BTW, I LOVE the look of your new blog! It's fun and uplifting!
eww! EWWW! EWWW!
You crack me up! lol!
Chilly wants to hit Vegas soon for the sole purpose of buffet hopping. He doesn't care a bit about gambling, just the buffets! lol!
(Not a fan of food touching either!)
I think I threw up a bit in my mouth just then. Food touching: not a big deal to me. But the others????
UH. ew.
I'm laughing over here.
At least you had free entertainment!
That is seriously so disgusting! Just seeing/hearing those things make me never want to get in a swimming pool again.
Bobie--
So VERY true!! We were highly entertained the entire time. And if not by the weirdo's and funny people--then by O. Wait for tomorrow to see her video. It's HILARIOUS!!
Oh..no no no!!!
All that hair...come on!!! Where is the shaver????
sandy toe
I would die!
I always love the lessons I learn on vacation. That last picture is actually one of the most disgusting things I have ever seen. Yuck! Good one :) Sorry I missed you at the luncheon, but glad you had a wonderful time!!
EEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! THAT PICTURE MADE ME THROW UP IN MY MOUTH A LITTLE!! GROSS JILLENE WHY DID YOU POST THAT?! Seriously though, it looks like you had a lot of fun and the kids had a blast! Sorry that they got sick that sucks.
EEEWWWWW!
Let this be a lesson that you should never, never leave Zion again. Even if you are being lured by cheap vacations, sunny skies, and delicious food.
Now THAT's what I call a sweater! EW!!
Strangely enough, none of these things make me want to jet on down to Vegas.
LoL funny commentary. I've never seen anyone that hairy... they need to go to the salon and get waxed lol
When I go to the buffet at the Rio, (which is the best buffet in Vegas), I always keep my foods separated. I get spazzy and crazy if my food touches.
The flavors DON'T MIX!
Ew Ew and EW!
It is a good thing I don't mind my food touching or all of the pictures would have been worthy of an EWWWW!
That food looks GOOD! Except I am with you, I hate my food touching...unless it is something I am okay with touching. Stuffing CAN touch mashed potatoes and the chicken...uhmmm everything else I like to not touch....heehee
1. Those are some disturbing pictures...
2. Apparently in Spanish beaches shirts are optional for women as well, hair or not. Also disturbing (o:
3. Amen on the food touching! I mean, really, it will still be there in the 10 minutes it takes to eat the first round. Ick.
Somehow I wonder why I still have never been to Vegas (o:
So you are in the the no food can be touching camp? Not me. Can we still be friends?
I am shuddering at the pool scene in Vegas. Yikes.
That's hilarious.
We had a friend in high school with such a hairy back that whenever he went shirtless in the summer, we suggested that he take off his sweater too.
i don't think i've eaten at a buffet in over 10 years. blech.
i'm glad you had a good trip, but i'm sad we missed each other.
goo... the drunk people swimming in the pool, I could deal with. But the HAIR?! yikes.... I still want to swim, though :)
You know, the hairy back/arms is worse to me than the old guy in the speedo.
I could go for that plate of food.
I just read over at Gramme's that you got your streamer!! yippee. I hope you enjoy it.
Oh gross. That picture is so gross. And it kinda reminds me of a post MomBabe posted awhile ago. You should go read it. :)
Yuck-o!
I love Vegas once in a while, but we always stay away from the strip and in Residenc Inn- it is not usually filled with such drunken and hairy people. (We go for hubby's work). I hope your next trips are hair free.
PS-
Missed seeing you at the lunch!
hilarious Jillene!
that hairy back is grody!!!!
I cannot have my food touch either. Or the juice from one touch the others. Uh huh, no way.
But I cannot do buffets either-- I see no reason to eat like I am in prison until I am.
Ramona-
I missed seeing you too. I guess we need to plan another one so that I can see you--and soon too!!
oh my gosh.... the back hair.... ewww..
Fantastic post, Jillene. I would have to say that you learned pretty much everything that you needed to in Vegas.
When is your next trip? :)
-Francesca
Ewwww! Some disgusting things! I hope you had a fun time, tho! I'm not a fan of Vegas. I went a couple of times and seriously was turned off by all of the pornography cards and ads you find trashed all over the streets.
You know when I eat at a buffet I have to disinfect my hands before I actually eat because of all the freaks that might have touched the handles of the serving spoons before me.
Food does not touch over here either. When I was in college, my roommates pooled some money and bought me a lunch cafeteria try - you know the kind with the little squares and rectangles? Heh.
Ewww, ewww, ewwww!!! I am so grossed out.
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